The Q/A boredness thread!

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Sun Feb 1, 2004 8:41:58 PM #4020 Perm Link

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A: If I told you, you would flee from your room in horror.

Q: I'm infallible, right?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 4:52:57 PM #4033 Perm Link

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A: Normally, I'd say that nothing actually possessed infallibility. But lesser things such as Christian "dogma" have been dubbed with it, and I'm in a good mood, so why not?

Q: What's your most recent injury?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:17:04 PM #4034 Perm Link

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A: I lightly scratched myself in sixth period. I didn't break the skin, so it didn't really hurt...at all.

Q: Is 80's music any good? How about 70's music?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:26:38 PM #4041 Perm Link

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A: Depends how old you are. If you grew up with it, then it's unarbitrarily the best and all these young punks don't know the first thing about music. If you didn't, then it's outdated, corny, and the audio equivalent of torture.

Q: Ever noticed that laws enforce a kind of universally applicable slavery upon humanity, forcing humans to contribute to preserving the balance that is "ideally" extant within our society?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:33:31 PM #4043 Perm Link

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A: Yeah, laws suck ass. But I suppose they need a way to keep us all in line, following their set of rules that if broken we will be punished, usually sent to place of extreme uncomfort, misery and sometimes "torture" (prison). In a way, they're trying to act as a sort of God. But the only difference is that those who uphold the law and are good citizens are never rewarded (like a 'God' would send a good person to heaven, supposedly) but are left as they are or are even sometimes screwed by the system for no reason.

Q: Would you rather be King of the World or a giant? Explain.

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:40:33 PM #4045 Perm Link

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A: Being a giant would give me a life expectancy of... about six more years, seeing as most people over seven foot have circulatory problems, and being King of the World would give me a life expectancy of around ten seconds, seeing as monarchy with power has assassination problems.

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King of the World it is, then!

Q: Do you think it was pretty stupid of me to sleep with a razorblade? Accidentally, obviously.

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 6:49:54 PM #4048 Perm Link

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A: No, I was actually planning on doing that myself. You see, if a Ninja comes into your bedroom at night to suck your brains out to get your smarts...you can wake up and fend him off with the razor! Considering you have 1337 skilz0rz with a razor, you can scare him away! You can then proceed to shave off your sexy man-beard because the ladies like a man with a smooth face.

Q: If you could only have one being to live with you the rest of your life...would you choose a human being, a dog, a rat, or a container filled with the ebola virus?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:03:39 PM #4075 Perm Link

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A: Human being if its a hot girl

Q: Let me revise your question a rat, a dog, a cat, a human being the same sex as you or that virus thingy you said

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:21:34 PM #4076 Perm Link

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Said By JaegoLooLoo
A: No, I was actually planning on doing that myself. You see, if a Ninja comes into your bedroom at night to suck your brains out to get your smarts...you can wake up and fend him off with the razor! Considering you have 1337 skilz0rz with a razor, you can scare him away! You can then proceed to shave off your sexy man-beard because the ladies like a man with a smooth face.

Heh.... I actually slept <i>with</i> a razor. It was on my bed. I didn't notice. I have a shallow gash on my inner thigh.

A: The rat, on the basis that it could provide an ample meal in a time of need. No wait, the dog!

Q: Broken any New Year's resolutions yet?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:25:10 PM #4078 Perm Link

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Your thigh? Oh damn, that must have stung...just don't wear hot pants and no one will see. Then, you can keep your dignity and no one will even think to question your intelligence! I know I haven't.

A: "This year, I promise not to die" Buh-roken!

Q: If you could only wear one of the following two types of pants for the rest of your life, which would it be? Short-shorts or Khakis?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:34:26 PM #4080 Perm Link

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A: Khakis, because they're more servicable, despite the fact they probably make you feel three times your age.

Q: Does anyone actually click on the ads that say something like "U JUST WON $100,000,000,000!!!!!111 OMG!!! CLIK HERE 2 CLAIM IT!!!!!111"?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:36:54 PM #4081 Perm Link

A No I don't anyway I'm sure someone "cough kimiko cough cough" falls for it eveytime

Q Have you ever clicked on one of those adds?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:42:35 PM #4085 Perm Link

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LOL

A: No, but I would imagine that it just leads to a bunch of other popups with popups so your computer explodes in your face. Happens to old people...ohh...10,000 times a day.

Q: Do old people smell?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:48:09 PM #4089 Perm Link

A I don't know, I don't go around and smell old people

Q What do you think?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:51:03 PM #4093 Perm Link

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A: Depends whether or not they bathe regularly.

Q: Do you bathe regularly?

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Mon Feb 2, 2004 8:52:37 PM #4094 Perm Link

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A: Would I be English if I didn't? =P

Q: How many conspiracy theories, by pure chance, were ever right?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 9:00:40 AM #4100 Perm Link

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Well, you could just wear lotsa cologne.

A: By my count, three. The first one would be about that one guy on the street corner screaming "CONSPIRACY!". The cops took him away...I thought he was crazy...I guess he was right. The second would be The Dancing Squirrel conspiracy. I believe this (http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php) explains everything. And the third, would be against...ME! You're all out to get me! Even YOU Mr.Pika! With your evil cane and curly moustache of EVAL! BACK AWAY! ALL OF YOU! CONSPIRACY! CONSPIRACY! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why does Mickey Mouse wear ONLY pants, Donald Duck wears ONLY a shirt (and hat), and Goofy wears both?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 11:52:49 AM #4105 Perm Link

A because goofy said he would rape them if they wore anything else . . . .

Q . . .what cartoon do you hate the most

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:20:52 PM #4110 Perm Link

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A: Spongebob Fagpants

Q: Isn't Spongebob a fag?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:28:26 PM #4117 Perm Link

A yes, I mean come on his face is fucking huge!

Q Is patrick stupid or is patrick stupid?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:29:00 PM #4119 Perm Link

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A: He's another fag.

Q: Whoever created that show is a fag, right?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 12:30:15 PM #4121 Perm Link

A yes yes they are, and someone should kill them and put them out of thier misery

Q You like the snow you got?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 1:01:02 PM #4125 Perm Link

A: We always get snow in Alaska... lots of it.
Q: Did you like Star Gate the original movie? I'm watching it again.

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 2:12:27 PM #4135 Perm Link

A I only seen parts of it, its aight

Q favorite show?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 4:49:49 PM #4141 Perm Link

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A: Family Guy

Q: Favorite tounge twister?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 5:02:26 PM #4142 Perm Link

A tootie twisted penny's penis

Q you?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 6:01:56 PM #4145 Perm Link

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Das notta tounge twister.

A: Peter's pecker picked a pinching picky porky.

Q: What's with all the nick names for penises?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 7:46:58 PM #4151 Perm Link

A for pussy's who are to afraid to say penis

Q how many nick names are there?

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Tue Feb 3, 2004 8:57:31 PM #4164 Perm Link

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Heh, pussy.

A: A lot. Let's see...we got: Dick, Cock, Wang, Rod, Shaft, Prick, Mr.Happy, One-eyed Monster, Fireman, and oh so much more.

Q: What the hell is wrong with the people who come up with these names?

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Wed Feb 4, 2004 2:49:18 PM #4197 Perm Link

A they are either stoned or drunk at the time. there is always the possibility of just idiocy but ya know whatever

Q Stupidest thing you've ever seen a drunk person do?

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