legend of seinfeld:Ocarina of nothing

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Holmes

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legend of seinfeld:Ocarina of nothing

Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:42:07 PM #227743 Perm Link

(the title is a working title. wrote this because I was bored.)

Once long ago, near the land of Hyrule, in the kokiri village there lived a young boy. this young boy was named link, and he was a loser. first of all he didn't have a fairy, which was a huge thing in kokiri village. the only people without fairies where losers, like that one kid with the snot dripping down his nose, and it's just hangin' there and you know it's gotta fall off eventually but you hope it won't fall of while he is near you because your mom just washed your shirt and she will be so mad if you get any thing on it and...wait, where was I? oh yeah link was a loser. well today was links lucky day because it just so happens that a fairy was sent to him that morning.

"hey, hey link, hey, listen, hey"
"god what do you want!" Link scream rising to see who was making all the noise.
"Sweet Jesus, your a fairy" he exclaimed
"Hey, Hey listen"
"what? are you gonna tell me I have an amazing adventure to go on, and I must save a princess or something like that?"
"Hey, over here"
"yeah, I know, I see you, what the hell do you want"
"hey, hey, hey listen, over here"
"God dammit, I would get the defective fairy."
"hey"
"shut up" he yelled running out of his tree house.
"Hey link, whats up"Saria said "oh you got a fairy? that's cool"
"no time to talk now saria, gotta find princess's,"Link said walking right past her
"oh that's cool, hey I made you something"she said smiling
"yeah that's real cool, show it to me later ok?" he ran to an upper level of the village where a small hole was conveniently placed so he could easily get the sword that had somehow stayed hidden there for years without anyone noticing.
"Sweet, a freaking sword"he said
"hey, hey listen"Navi sang floating behind him, he sliced her in half and walked away.
"there, now that that is taken care of I guess I need a sheild." he thought crawling through the small space and running to the store. "oh wait, I need some rubies" he thought "I know" he began cutting the grass and as he did rubies came poping out. "there we go, that should be enough rubies." he said not questioning the imposibility of what had just happened. he walked into the store and said "hello, I would like your best sheild."
"well we have this talking sheild."the man said
"Sweet jesus a talking sheild?"he asked
"yep, listen" he said pointing to a sheild and staring at it for about a minute or so. "HAHA, oh sheild you so funny"
"that is one witty sheild, I will buy it from you." link said handing him som rubies, then he turned and lifted the sheild up into the air.
"does that happen alot?"
"All the time" link said walking away.

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Rayyyy

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Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:52:38 PM #227748 Perm Link

(I don't know why...but I can't help but love this XD Reminds me of pokemon but with animals instead...oh parodies how I love thee XDDDDDDD)

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ┻━┻ (ง'̀Д'́)ง

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Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:56:06 PM #227753 Perm Link

(dedicated to this game as a child, i have the authority to say i hated that damn fairy ....)

Hey I just met you! And this is crazy! But here's my RP! So join it, maybe?

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Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:56:07 PM #227752 Perm Link

(dedicated to this game as a child, i have the authority to say i hated that damn fairy ....)

Hey I just met you! And this is crazy! But here's my RP! So join it, maybe?

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Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:57:19 PM #227754 Perm Link

when I wrote the part where navi was killed atleast 100 repressed memories flew out of me. it felt so good.

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Mon Dec 19, 2011 12:16:23 AM #227755 Perm Link

Link looked around "hmm, where should I go." he thought, then he saw that prick who never let him go see the great deku tree.
"Halt, you can't go past without a weapon and shield." he said
"you mean like this one?" link said stabing the guy with the sword
"yep, you can pass" he said crawling over to the side and bleeding out.
link walked through the clearing slicing his enemies in half as he passed them.
"hello, I am the great deku and I..."
"yep that's great, I really need to get inside of you and take that green thingy. I don't know why but I really really need it." link said.
"oh, umm, ok aslong as your doing what your..."
"shut up and open your mouth." link said.
the great deku tree opened his mouth and let link in.

Several minutes later

"..and so the shield said, what mirror?" link said laughing as two dekus laughed beside him.
"what? oh sorry shield, why don't you tell it, your better" Link said then they stood there staring at the sheild for a few minutes "AHAHAAHAHAHA oh shield you so funny" link said "OK guys see you later." link said walking away. "oh and thanks for helping me out with that boss fight." link walked away whistleing

"oh, hey link about that present I made you, do you have time now?"Saria said
"Yeah sure, I got time."link replied.
"here, I made you an Ocarina."
"oh thats, cool I guess. what can I do with this."
"if you play the right tune you can defy the laws of Physics." she said
"WHAT? no freaking way, that is sweet. teach me something."
"oh, well I don't really know any songs right now, but if you come back later I'll.."
"Weak!"Link yelled "Imma go find a princess, maybe she can actually be useful"
"oh, umm ok, good luck link"Saria said
"yeah whatever, geez she is so weird" he said walking away.

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